Introducing Tea-Guy's Tea Pantry

Over the year's I've struggled with convincing people I actually have as much tea on-hand as I actually do. It's amazing how quickly the number of teas in my pantry has grown over time.

I've also received an incredible number of requests to know what I have on-hand. Either for trades or just because.

 

So, I've worked up a handy database of all the teas I have on-hand, plus those which I've officially reviewed here on the blog. Using Tea-Guy's Tea Pantry, you'll be able to search all my teas and filter them by name, brand or score (flavor, aroma or body).

 

The database will never be complete. As I receive new samples, they'll be added. I haven't even completed adding all my teas just yet as many are currently packed up at another location. However, at the time of this writing, there are 387 teas I have yet to review, and 558 teas in total entered into the database.

Let me know what you think, and if there's anything more you'd like to see.

 

 

Boxes and Boxes of Tea

Boxes and Boxes of Tea

GUEST POST: Tea Drinkers Rule!

TEA DRINKERS RULE!

Pop culture is not kind to those who favor tea over coffee.  Coffee drinkers chase terrorists, fight aliens and outrun earthquakes, while tea drinkers sit around nibbling cookies as they sip from fine china teacups with their pinkie extended.  However, since tea is the second most popular beverage in the world after water, it’s safe to say this image hardly represents the average tea drinker.  In fact, there’s plenty of proof they’re just as deserving of their own action movie as the java jockeys.

Tea can be traced back to the 3rd century, though legend places its origin as far back as 3000 B.C.  The origin of coffee dates back to the 14th century, while legend says it was discovered in the 9th century.  Either way tea predates coffee by hundreds of years, so it holds the distinction of being the first to give people a caffeine fix.

Tea was first brewed in China, while coffee debuted in the Middle East.  Muslims made huge contributions to science, medicine and philosophy, but these volumes of knowledge could only be preserved thanks to paper, one of the many revolutionary inventions to come out of China.  Add gunpowder, noodles, and toilet paper to China’s list and there’s no doubt who comes out ahead in the game-changing discoveries department.

Now let’s take a look at the most powerful civilizations in history.  First, the Mongols.  They tore through Asia and the Middle East like tissue paper, creating the world’s largest continuous empire.  As they marched across the continent conquering folks left and right, they drank a fermented tea called kombucha for vitality and strength.  If this tea was a person it would be less Indian yogi and more soccer hooligan, proving that tea can be just as tough as coffee can be pretentious (Exhibit A: Starbucks).

 

Next we have the British Empire.  Brits are the ones most associated with the sissy tea drinker stereotype, but sissies could not have ruled over the largest empire in the history.  Sissies could not have maintained said empire for almost 200 years by repelling invaders and crushing rebellions.  Sissies couldn’t rock powdered wigs and lead-based makeup.  At the height of their power the British pretty much ran the world, their influence shaping the political, social and economic climate of dozens of countries that is still evident to this day, and they still managed to make time for afternoon tea.

Okay, so maybe tea drinkers were a force to be reckoned with in the past, but what about today?  If you look at the top five tea drinking countries you’ll find the U.K. and Ireland, neither of which can be considered dainty doilies.  And number one on that list?  Turkey.  Yes, the same Turkey that invented coffee and coffee houses drinks more tea per capita than any other country.  Be sure to savor the irony the next time you’re savoring a cup of nice, hot, manly cup of tea.

 

Dana Schellings is a freelance writer, avid swimmer, and pub trivia enthusiast.  Check out her monthly column at absrdcomedy.com and follow her on Twitter @DanaSan88.  If you want to hire her or just tell her how awesome she is, email her at danaschellings@gmail.com